Her opening monologue did not minimize anybody in her inside circle any slack, together with herself.
“I do know, I am shocked to see me right here too,” she stated. “Once they requested I used to be like ‘You need me to host? Why?’ I have never had a film premiere in a extremely very long time. I imply really I solely had that one film come out and nobody advised me it was even premiering.”
“It should have slipped my mother’s thoughts,” Kardashian West added.
That in fact, was a reference to how the now notorious intercourse tape she made with then boyfriend singer/actor Ray J which leaked in 2007.
It is what helped put her and her household on the trail to actuality present superstardom and Kardashian West’s mom and supervisor, Kris Jenner, has lengthy denied the idea that she masterminded the leak.
Talking of household, Kardashian West additionally joked about being scorching and wanting people to know she’s “a lot greater than that reference photograph my sisters present their plastic surgeon.” She additionally stated she discovered what the time period “gold digger” meant from her mom’s boyfriend Corey Gamble.
There have been additionally jokes about O. J. Simpson and the homicide of his spouse, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her buddy Ronald Goldman, her former stepfather Caitlyn Jenner and naturally, her estranged husband, Kanye West.
Kardashan West stated she “married the very best rapper of all time” and known as him each the “richest Black man in America” and “a proficient, legit genius who gave me 4 unbelievable youngsters.”
“So, after I divorced him you needed to comprehend it got here down to 1 factor — his character,” she quipped.
Growing old out of the membership
Kardashian West joined “SNL” actresses Punkie Johnson, Ego Nwodim and Cecily Sturdy in a skit titled “Women Evening Tune.”
It is all about what occurs when “grown” ladies go away their males and youngsters at dwelling to social gathering within the membership like they did when the had been of their 20s.
Seems they could have forgotten about issues like actually loud music, sore ft and meals that’s not abdomen pleasant previous a sure age — all in a rap tune.
Kardashian West scores a spot within the VIP space — naturally — which seems to be the right place to take a nap, particularly on condition that it is one of many few locations within the membership the place you’ll be able to sit.
‘The Individuals’s Kourt’
Watching Kardashian West spoof her sister Kourtney was enjoyable, not as a result of the performing was spectacular, however as a result of it allowed her momanger Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian to affix within the enjoyable.
The arrange was Kourtney Kardashian as a TV courtroom choose overseeing instances involving her household.
And the rose goes to …
Really, there have been no roses handed out, however Kardashian West did give out tokens of affection to the boys she selected on this skit which was a spoof of “The Bachelorette.”
It was star studded, with the contestants being performed by John Cena, Chace Crawford, Chris Rock and Jessie Williams together with NBA participant (and her sister Kendall Jenner’s ex) Blake Griffin and former “Bachelorette” contestant Tyler Cameron.
When Kardashian West, as a lady named Rochelle in search of a husband, thanked Rock for watching his a number of comedy specials collectively whereas he “mouthed the phrases” Rock quipped “We will watch (Dave) Chappelle subsequent time.”